In old country...

Stephen Colbert (future President of the United States of America) in an interview with Russian Presidential candidate and chess champion Garry Kasparov, asked Kasparov whether he'd be running his campaign like a chess player, looking 60 moves ahead.

No, I cannot, because in chess there are rules. In Russian politics there are no rules. But the other difference is that in America, you have problems with the third party candidates, to be registered. In Russia we have the same problem, with the second party candidates.

Garry Kasparov, ladies and gentlemen.